2008 Mismanagement

OVEREXPOSED: PAIH Ass-ignment - primary RH3 liason and jerk of all trades. The immediate past grandmaster (as of early June) of the host kennel has been described by one bimbo ( whose name reminds people of the Soviet secret police ) as "cocky and arrogant" - to this he replied - "thank you very much". Other bimbos have stated - "I'm wet just thinking about him", "the ruler of my world" and "perfect in every way". A true believer that the hash needs beer first and running second - nobody would ever pin the tag of FRB on this moderately fat lover of photography, bimbos and hash comradery. He stands for truth, justice and the American Way. He dislikes haters, clothes in hot tubs and most dogs. Love him or hate him - he will always be the remarkable and incomparable OVEREXPOSED.

Doodle is bi - hashing with both Reading and Harrisburg. She returns to the role of Director of Transportation after a successful run at PAIH06. Working with autistic children who have speech and social delays is probably one of the big reasons she understands hashing so well. Thankfully, she has maintained a good relationship with the bus company as most run away screaming "Nooooo F'ing Way" when asked if they are interested in transporting hashers.

Jello
Veteran of many PA Interhashes, she made a splash at PA 1 by wearing the shortest of denim mini skirts and showed everyone that she has some incredible legs. Having made over 5000 Jello Shots for hash events (thus her name), she will co hare the Thursday night contra and run the Saturday afternoon barbeque.

The quiet , silent type with a Big Rig. At least that’s what Jello says. The fact that he has dancer pole in his living room says volumes. He will co hare the Thursday contra and has been instrumental in a lot of the leg work for venue selection.

STICKY BUNZ: The reigning Miss PA Interhash. This perky lass shuns bras and is known for her girl-next-door good looks and ability to do cartwheels. Most wankers find cartwheels difficult enough let alone alcohol-fueled, braless cartwheels. STICKY is a member of the all-bimbo haring squad for the Friday CRIME & PUNISHMENT pub crawl

One of the long term Pittsburgh Hashers, Flicker has worn the bimbo flag with pride for over twenty years. Many hashers know her from conversations in the hot tub or the shirts she has worn over the years. So when the oportunity came to be one of the bimbo hares for the Friday night pub crawl she gladly volunteered.

NO F'ING BRAINS: PAIH Ass-ignment: Trail A Hare

The 9th Grandmaster of the Reading Hash is a short, wiry little shit who is known for never being anything less than Type A. He loves shiggy and knows Mt Penn and Neversink Mountain like he knows the palm of his hand. The NFB posse will lay a stimulating Trail A for the PAIH. Relax and enjoy as the hare often reminds us "your comfort is our primary concern"

UNCLE FESTER: PAIH Ass-ignment: Assistant Director of Beverages

There are several Uncle Festers in hashing and we are fortunate to have the best of the lot.
Our UNCLE FESTER is an international man of mystery who hashes in jeans and often says very little.
But get FESTER started on the subject of history or historical architecture/antiques and you will learn all
your lil pee-sized minds can handle.
Thankfully, FESTER also knows beer and has a strong back - both critical attributes for the vital role
of keeping the beverages flowing.

Decoy - has volunteered to be the Director of Entertainment. This former Reading GM gladly accepted when it was pointed out that most of this job is done BEFORE the interhash - leaving him with more time in September to enjoy hashing, beer and bimbos. Booking the Friday and Saturday bands and seeing that they get setup and ready to rock are the two vital tasks that Decoy will perform.

Everyday Asshole - a sage-like former Reading GM who has dedicated his life (except for February of each year) to the study of beer, its ingredients and powers. Everyday serves as Director of Beverages and will oversee the delivering of golden nectar throughout the weekend - to the hashpitality suite, trails, buses and venues. The importance of this duty can not be overstated.

Miss Libertities, the Miss Corona Bikini winner, a future convert to the never ever leave the camp mind set, and keeper of J’s nametag and jerga.

Dangerously Close ……..professional buyer. Well , well what can we say about this habadasher supreme? She has helped many hashes and hash events , including DC’s Red Dress and her home hash of Mount Vernon. Then she became the habadasher of PA Interhash and out did herself, the wonderful bath robes from PA 1 and the great lounge pants from PA 2. What does she have in store for PA 3? Hmmmmmmmm………..

Wow talk about being a qualified hasher! KGB is 2004's Miss PA Interhash Beer Wench, the runner-up Miss InterAmerica’s (she was robbed) and a software guru. Definitely someone we want as our web mistress. She is open to your suggestions for the web site .

J-Walker the newest member of AARP has done the registration for many events including America’s Interhash in Pittsburgh and the first two Pennsylvania Interhash’s in Butler and Warren. As a founding member of Pennsylvania Interhash he is the paperwork / detail guy. He is the Business / Registration coordinator for PA 3. If you ladies see that he is tired, worn and on the edge, a hug, kiss and a Corona would be greatly appreciated.

Now what can we say about Moon? Don’t go there……..His hash resume is long, former GM of the Pittsburgh H3, leader of the Pittsburgh’s America Interhash effort in 1999, and one of the founders of Pennsylvania Interhash.

Bush Rat learned many skills as a water survival Instructor at Camp Le Jeune North Carolina that prepared him for the hash. He joined the Harrisburg Hershey H3 (H5) kennel soon after, and has since become its Grand Master. After attending and Haring at PA 1 and PA 2, he lead the effort as H5 became the lead group for PA 3. Apparently he can not get enough of PA Interhash and is again haring for PA 4, with H5’s unique live hare format.

Death Wish Ahhh, DEATHWISH. To those who have met him no introduction will replace the memories of his antics that are probably still swirling around inside their craniums. For those of who you havent - you will soon enough! The only US Military Veteran I know who went in the service as a E-1 and came out years later holding the same grade. Legion of Dumb member. Orator and statesman. Besides entertaining the masses on trail this travelling hasher will serve as EMCEE of Saturday's evenings festivities.

Sex Pak
A true lover of beer thus his hash name of Sex Pak. Sex Pak has been on mismanagement for several years. He emceed the beer wench and Miss PA Interhash at PA 2 in Warren, and has been helping with registration ever since.

Whiff as one of the founders of PA Interhash has been secretly (until now) working on a robotic / computer beer serving system. When asked to provide an update on his progress he sent the following picture. I am sure checking the beer quality is part of his testing process so I do know whether the system will be ready for this years event. I am sure he will keep us updated.